"I opened the cake box and was greeted with a beautiful sight - a delicious-looking cake with a lovely flower cream on top. But when I went to take it out of the box, I realized the flower cream had become best friends with the box and didn't want to leave. I guess the cake was just too sweet and the cream didn't want to say goodbye!"
"So this guy thought he was the fancy-pants of the town, buying an expensive bottle and all. But then he went and pulled a classic klutz move, dropping the darn thing like a hot potato. There goes his chance to impress the wine snobs!"
